Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

If you read my blog on a regular basis   .
It may seem like I come off as an egotistical asshole.
Yes I sometimes  give people the impression that I am nothing more than one giant ego.

Well I am here to set the record straight on all that.
It is all true I am one huge ego .
What ?
You thought  I was about to get all confessional on your asses didn’t ya.

Where the hell do you think you are  the Oprah  show?
No I  am what  I am .
I stole that from Popeye by the way .

The fact of the matter is .
I do come off as an asshole sometimes .
We all come off as assholes  sometimes…it is what makes us human.

Even though I am not sure if I am human .
I think I may be a god of some sort .

The bottom line is.
I am funny I am serious  I am an asshole.
That is what makes me ….me .
And by god I love being me.
And you love me as well ….so don’t even try to say different.

In closing if you don’t like what I am all about.
Well  that is your opinion and boy oh boy does your opinion stink like  one hundred assholes.