Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

Someone told me that I cuss to much.
Well it is hard for me not to .
See I am just not the type of guy who would say “gosh darn it“.
No I would say “god damn it” .

You would never hear me say for “Pete sake“.
No I am the one who would say for “fuck sake”
I know it is way better to say “holly cow” than to say “holly fucking shit”
Well that isn’t the way I talk .
Yeah I know someone needs to slap my hand and call me a bad boy.

And yes it would sound a whole lot nicer if I didn’t use such words.
And no I wouldn’t talk like that in front of my mother so don’t even ask.
However when I am angry are excited the word shoot or well dog gone it just doesn’t cut it for me.

No I am “shit” guy a “damn it” guy or a “fuck it” guy
And I think most people are.