Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

Three old women was fishing one day.
And two of the women noticed that emma was catching so many fish and that they were not.
So one of the women asked. Emma how come you catch fish and we don’t ?
“well’ emma said. “it is my husband” she said with a little smile.
“your husband” ? yes emma said.
“do tell” one of the women said. Well it is like this.
In the moring before he gets out of bed I look at his penis.
If it rests on the left side I fish on the left side of the boat that day.
If rests on the right side I fish on the right side.
Then one of the other women asked what if it is sticking straight up?
The emma leaned back and said.”
Well that’s the day I stay home