Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

1:you dont have sence enough to pour piss out of a boot .
rant: who in the hell pissed in the boot now that was dumb
2:give me a ticket any where but here
rant: why would some one give you a damn ticket for some where you are already at in the first place
3:he wants his cake and eat it to
rant: well hell thats what you do with fucking cake is eat it
4:another  day living is another day closer to death
rant: well no shit thanks for letting me in on that one
5:money cant buy love
rant: yeah but it can buy a whole bunch of other good shit
6:a man`s stomach is the gateway to his heart
rant: well im a man and i know the way to my heart is good sex and a football game