Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

I wrote this  for a friend of mine.
He thought it was funny as hell .

Dear dumb ass


You are a dumb ass .
There is no getting around it that is what you  are.
There are many dumb asses in the world and you are on of  them,
I was just wondering have you always been a dumb ass.
Or did this just happen to you recently .

As I said there are many dumb asses in the world ….but you take the cake.
I unfoundedly  am a dumb ass my self from time to time….but you seem to be one on a twenty four hour seven days a week basis.
I am not sure if there is a real cure for being a dumb ass….but maybe you should look into it.

Now don’t get angry about this .
I am just trying to help.
I might even start a foundation for people like you.
Yeah I will call it  “Save the dumb asses of the world”
That has a nice ring to it.

Any way I hope you understand that this letter was to help you .
However I am sure you don’t understand this….you being a dumb ass and all.


Ps. You are a really, really big dumb ass