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Childrens' Wisdom
A teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each seven-year-old
child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come
up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you:

*** Better to be safe than... punch a kid bigger than you.

*** Strike while the... bug is close.

*** Never underestimate the power of... termites.

*** You can lead a horse to water but... how?

*** Don't bite the hand that... looks dirty.

*** No news is... impossible.

*** A miss is as good as a... Mr.

*** You can't teach an old dog new... maths.

*** If you lie down with dogs, you'll... stink in the morning.

*** Love all, trust... me.

*** The pen is mightier than the... pigs.

*** An idle mind is... the best way to relax.

*** Where there's smoke there's... pollution.

*** Happy the bride who... gets all the presents.

*** A penny saved is... not much.

*** Two's company, three's... the Musketeers.

*** Don't put off till tomorrow what... you put on to go to bed.

*** Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and... you have to blow your nose.

*** None are so blind as... Stevie Wonder.

*** Children should be seen and not... spanked or grounded.

*** If at first you don't succeed... get new batteries.

*** You get out of something what you... see pictured on the box.

*** When the blind leadeth the blind... get out of the way.

*** Better late than... pregnant.

 
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