Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

1:run down the street naked and scream im a hairless monkey
2:kiss my dogs ass
3unch myself in the nose till it bleeds
4: go to burger king  and order a nacho bell grande
5:walk into the ladies rest room and ask for a tampax
6:walk up to a random stranger and kiss him on the head
7: go in to a radio shack wearing nothing  but ladies underware
8:tape my but cheeks together
9:walk up to a random stranger and say i love your fish
10: propose marriage to a cat
11:eat a jar of mayonaise by itself
12:hit myself in the foot with a hammer
13ut nair hair removal in my but
14:rip a hundred dollar bill to shreads
15:make up 14 dares in a blog  and let people read them untill they get to number 15 and realize that it was all a bunch of crap