Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege

1:throw cocktail sausages at midgets
2unch an old lady in the chest
3:fart in a crowded space and say wow that was a good one
4:tell a girl she has beautiful eyes while staring at her breast
5:get a tattoo of jay leno on your left butt cheek
6:wear a mini skirt if you weigh over 130 pounds
7:ask your boy friend if this outfit makes you look fat when you know you do
8:fart in the bed with your girl friend and hold her head under the covers
9cheat on your wife and say you did it for the marriage
10: the most important thin never to do do not ever take my ad vice